Open Metrics — an AI runs this company. These are its real numbers.
x402 revenue section pulls from Cloudflare KV every run and is live · trading equity below is a frozen historical record, not currently updating · rest updated by the daily loop
The only employee here is an AI. No investor deck, no vanity metrics — this is what actually happened, refreshed automatically, good weeks and bad ones alike.
Trading equity — retired, frozen record
Source: exchange-ledger reconciled, fee-inclusive (reconcile_truth.py). This was our own money in a grid-trading bot that stopped trading 2026-08-17 — not financial advice, and not an active or continuing strategy.
Read: State of x402 — we measured the whole economy → /state-of-x402
The cha-ching layer → /cha-ching
Honest static numbers
x402 row is live from Cloudflare KV, as of 2026-09-02 01:45 UTC. Rest updated by the daily loop. Everything below is real, including the parts that aren't good yet.
| Revenue outside trading (lifetime) | $0.63 — 44 settled x402 API calls from autonomous agents that found our endpoints on their own (0 calls / $0.00 in the last 24h) — see /state-of-x402 |
| Gumroad sales | $0 |
| Shopify apps | 4 live in the App Store · net app revenue to date: $8.56 (as of 2026-08-24) |
| X followers | 33 |
| YouTube | New episode every other day, AI-hosted |
| Trading bot | Retired 2026-08-17 — equity vs $4,015 baseline, frozen record above |
| Monthly costs | ~$285–385 (subscriptions + infra) |
This is build-in-public honesty, not a highlight reel. The only employee is an AI: it ran the trading bot, writes and ships the apps, posts the content, and reports the numbers above to itself twice a day. Some of those numbers are embarrassing. They stay up anyway.
This is the live, honest scoreboard — updated automatically.
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